Friday, September 30, 2016

Cats.

If you know me, you know I name everything. My iPods (Pete and Little Pet), my car (Sirius Black), you know, everything. If I could rename Siri on my phone, he'd be Tom Hiddleston, because I've changed the voice to a lovely British male voice (Because, duh!). So if you know me, you also know that I hate cats, and they hate me. just ask them. They talk in their cat network about it. A lot. But.. If I was forced to have a cat, its name would be Alex P. Catten. 

 

The thought train that lead to this epiphany this morning while I was putting on my eyeliner..

 

1. I was thinking about a trick I read about doing a Cat-eye technique. They always make it look so easy.

 

2. Who am I kidding, it’s never that easy.

 

3. I'm running way too late to even attempt a Cat-eye look today.

 

4. Strange how I love Cat-eye looks, but really don't like cats.

 

5. But ya know, cats don't like me either.

 

6. Just ask them, they'll tell you.

 

7. OMG, what if I had to have a cat.

 

8. He'd HAVE to have a great name.

 

9. He? What if it’s a girl cat. I'd need a unisex name.

 

10. Obviously it'd have to be Alex P. Catten.

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