The thought train that lead to this epiphany this morning while I was putting on my eyeliner..
1. I was thinking about a trick I read about doing a Cat-eye technique. They always make it look so easy.
2. Who am I kidding, it’s never that easy.
3. I'm running way too late to even attempt a Cat-eye look today.
4. Strange how I love Cat-eye looks, but really don't like cats.
5. But ya know, cats don't like me either.
6. Just ask them, they'll tell you.
7. OMG, what if I had to have a cat.
8. He'd HAVE to have a great name.
9. He? What if it’s a girl cat. I'd need a unisex name.
10. Obviously it'd have to be Alex P. Catten.