Me: How can I help you?
Customer: Yes, do you have big nuts?
Me: Um, excuse me?
Customer: Big nuts, do you have them?
::Pause::
Customer: OH! I mean do you guys carry the bigger size nuts?
Sounds like the beginning of confusing obscene phone call. I don't have nuts at all!! This is what I have to put up with. And not burst out into hysterical laughter. And this one was hard. And then I also have the old men who call me "Sweetie" and "Babe" and "Darlin".. and the worst.. "Kiddo". LOL Whats THAT about? I guess its cuz I just sound so young : )
What do you have to put up with at work?
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