I should tell you now that I am a very funny and clever person, but most of the time, those awesome funny clever comebacks don't come to me until way later. So when I actually get a good one in, I get super excited!
Zachariah, remember him from Meet Zachariah, was eating some Peanut M&M's the other day. And he was over there just smacking away, obvioulsy thoroughly enjoyng the tasty candy..
Zachariah: Do you guys ever try to get all the chocolate off so you just have the nut?Yah. I AM that amazing.
Me: Not really, no.
Zachariah: I do.
Me (to someone else next to us): So what he's saying is that he likes to suck nuts. Awesome.
She thinks she's top o' the world but she didnt say this.....she just say well I like to suck the chocolate off of them then put the nuts in watermelon and slam it over a chickens face!!!! Then when the chicken sh*ts an egg it's a watanut egg. It's the only way to produce them.
ReplyDeleteOh my! That's toooo funny!
ReplyDeletelolol....thanks for the laugh! :-)
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