I mean, honestly, I have so many skills.
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I’m creative.
- I can spell.
- I know song lyrics for every occasion.
- I can cry on cue.
- Sometimes I’m clever.
- I can blend eye shadow.
- I can read an epic Harry Potter Fan-fiction story in like, no time.
But my greatest skill?
Dropping things down my shirt. Remember the cinnamon roll?
Today, while eating popcorn, I dropped no less than 4 pops of popcorn down my shirt. Into my bra. Less can comfy, my friends.
I know what you’re probably saying.. Sharon, stop wearing low cut shirts.
DUDE! I’M NOT EVEN WEARING A LOW CUT SHIRT!
Like, the skill for me to drop it down my shirt is real. Which leads me to wonder.. since I’m out of a job in five weeks.. can I work this skill into a career or some sort?
Hmm.. never mind, that’s not the kinda career I’m looking for. I’m a nice girl, you know!
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