I've been attempting to shop for new clothes, because it has been 3 years since I've bought any new clothes..
Him: "How come none of your undies are normal colored?"
Me: "Normal colored? Like what?"
Him: "Ya know, like white, that beige color. Normal."
Me: "My underwear makes a statement."
Him: "And what statement is that?"
Me: "That I am fun. And if I get in an accident and the EMTs have to cut my clothes off, I want them to see a hot pink bra and polka dotted panties. They'll think to themselves what an awesome person I must be."
Him: "Um."
Me: "And, they'll wonder what other colors and designs I have at home, and they'll want to party with me when I get all better. Which of course I won't, because I'm married to you. But they'll want to."
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Tuesday, November 16, 2010
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LOLOL!! <3
ReplyDeleteI don't have "normal" colored underwear either. Well maybe my bra is beige. But all my underwear are fun designs! :)
ReplyDeleteI wish mine weren't "normal". I hate having to wear bras that only come in white, tan or black. Large boobs suck.
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